I was too busy concentrating on Pistachios to get the damn Friday musak vid out, but fear not valued, dear, my readers! I survived yet another Friday night of pirate fighting off the coast of Somalia. Those fckers are relentless – every Friday night they pile into a stupid buccaneer ship and try to terrorize all us rich, free boatin dudes. Well two months ago we took a stand and started chuckin bottles at ’em. Now, we chase those dickheads around the gulf, pirating THEIR pirate asses. Its all in good fun. Anycrap.. back to this post. Its essentially the life and times of our fearless leader here at PAO – to a catchy tune. Check it out, and put it on your myspace page STAT.