Pineappleope.com received inside information, which could itself be illegal, that the number of Swine Flu cases in the United States, has quadrupled. In order to keep America safe during this panic, the Government is starting a campaign known to PAO as ‘Let’s Not Quintuple the Current Number Infected’ or LNQCNI (the ‘Q’ is silent).
The government has sent out this swine flu prevention video guide on the behalf of Pineappleope.com
VERY helpful but come on how often does someone pet a piggy?