According to Surgeon General and Pineappleope.com Twitter sucks. Taking 3rd prize in 2008, Twitter is the 3rd most worst site on the net.
Not Familiar? “a community of friends suckbags and strangers from around the world sending updates about moments in their lives” –Twitter. 24 hours a day, you have a text box, and the idea is that you give a running commentary of every moment of your life. All lame messages you send automatically appear on all your lame “friends’” pages, and all their lame messages appear on your lame page.
Yammer, the cousin or brother of twitter, also sucks. Yammer is twitter, but for the employed.
You just made it! We had to discipline some of your peers:

^ is at work
^ is posting comments wicked fast
^ just thought “lunch sounds good”. damn, its only 11:13.
11:14
Are you guys going down fr lunch

hhaha