As a professional tech writer and original blogger, when I first saw that the iPhone 6 was getting a dose of Viagra, I could not have been more jolly. Most people don’t know what is so great about this. I figured instead of talking and writing about it, I’d just hammer out the top, top top reasons – so you get get in line RIGHT NOW.
- Chicks. Love. Bigger. You will get laid if you flash this device around. Instantly.
- Porn! Big screen! YESS.
- Think how much that mongo thing vibrates – your wife will love it.
- SLOW MO CAMERA – film those things you always wanted to, in SLOMO
- It is weaponized.
- Stops more bullets than a normal iPhone 6.
- Can serve as dinner plate.
- Double those “happy to see me?” comments
- Excuse to wear big baggy pants like a THUG
- Packs huge speakers – its a new age boom box, bitch.
- Longer chassis makes for easier upskirt shooting.
- TOP NOTCH sexting with that sick forward facing camera. Full frontal sexting anyone???
One Reply to “Top Reasons to get the iPhone 6 Plus”
OMG ur making my iphone decision so HARD 🙁 now i wanna big one ….. ugh!