[apple] iPhone OS 3.0 Will Turn Your Phone Into a Sex Toy #Apple #iphone #sex

what the folks are saying:

“Phone sex will never be the same.”

“Is waterproof one of the features added in 3.0?

“I don’t think I’d want to have sex – even anonymous iPhone sex – with a woman dorky enough to even know how that all works.”

iPhone OS 3.0 Will Turn Your Phone Into a Revolutionary Sex Toy – Apple.

Let’s start with the basics: First, the new iPhone OS 3.0 adds a rumble application programming interface. Basically, this will allow developers to fine tune the vibration of the iPhone itself. A perfect sexual toy application would be able to store vibration patterns to suit the needs and mood of the user…

Weekend Video! Sex ed and rock.

I was too busy concentrating on Pistachios to get the damn Friday musak vid out, but fear not valued, dear, my readers! I survived yet another Friday night of pirate fighting off the coast of Somalia. Those fckers are relentless – every Friday night they pile into a stupid buccaneer ship and try to terrorize all us rich, free boatin dudes. Well two months ago we took a stand and started chuckin bottles at ’em. Now, we chase those dickheads around the gulf, pirating THEIR pirate asses. Its all in good fun. Anycrap.. back to this post. Its essentially the life and times of our fearless leader here at PAO – to a catchy tune. Check it out, and put it on your myspace page STAT. Continue reading “Weekend Video! Sex ed and rock.”