[babies] Chinese Woman Gives Birth to Septuplets, Has One Week To Choose #theonion

SHANGHAI, CHINA—In the second such documented case ever, Jinan Huang, a 33-year-old Shanghai woman, gave birth to septuplets Monday.

Jinan, who is in stable condition following the 31-hour delivery, has been given one week by government officials to decide which child she will keep.

via Chinese Woman Gives Birth to Septuplets, Has One Week To Choose | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

Guys, Ladies, Grow your own Mustache, Now

This here, is an instructional video/walkthrough on how to make a mustache. Don’t pay attention to the videos ‘fake mustache’ title – this is very real.

Things you’ll need:
1. One match
2. One Upper Lip
3. Backup match

Just so you don’t miss a step, make sure you have the proper tools listed above before watching the video, its your responsibility.