[TOOLS] PAO Valentines Day Romance in a Box!

Hello Team PAO supporters. We know Valentine’s Day sucks big time – even if you aren’t single. The undue pressure that society places on us is relentless. Buy, romance, perform, its too much. Rejoice, friends – because PAO is here for you.

Exhausted from a day at the office, and you don’t feel like striking up a little romance?

Or, just single, and want to show your bro’s that you still got it?

Well, we’ve got a gallery to help get things going. Announcing, the PAO Valentine’s Day Romance in a Box!

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[Getting Healthier] PAO Turns to Aerobics to Stay Fit in 2015

Several PAO employees let themselves go during the 2014 Holiday Season. There since has been an unhealthy level of fatness in the office. Specifically, Editor Mark McChill added 40lbs to his already massive 326lbs (Pre-holiday weigh-in), landing at a disgusting 365lbs.

As a mandatory New Years Resolution for the husky PAO employees, double-daily Aerobics classes have been imposed.

With the ultimate goal of taking home the Gold, Silver and Bronze medals in the 2015 National Aerobics Championships – Team PAO has their work cut out.

Enjoy the inspirational Aerobics Video above.

Go Team.

[2015] Happy New Year from Pineappleope.com

The beginning of a new year is routine. This year pineappleope sent pineappleope representatives into the cold , damp , Atlantic as the year switched unto the following year. Their deaths were not in vain as we received the following blurry photo (you may need to squint).

Happy New Year

Great job team

[Great Job Team] Pineappleope.com Expands to 1500 – Throws Math Party

Year 1500 was a leap year starting on Wednesday of the Julian calendar. Pineappleope.com’s 1500th article was published on a Tuesday.

The Take Away:
– Heavy Heavy Traffic
– Celebrity Readers
– A-List Celebrity Guest Writers
– Average time on site: longer than expected

Great Job Team

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[Zeitgeist] PAO’s top search entrances for the year 2009!

baby_tiger_surprised_faceZeitgeist is “the spirit of the times” and/or “the spirit of the age.” Zeitgeist is the general cultural, intellectual, ethical, spiritual, and/or political climate within a nation or even specific groups, along with the general ambience, morals, and sociocultural direction or mood of an era (similar to the English words vagina or penis).

The list below is the PAO Zietgeist for 2009 – the top list of things YOU searched for, to get HERE. Its an astounding, delicious, scrupulous list, indeed. Check it out!! Continue reading “[Zeitgeist] PAO’s top search entrances for the year 2009!”