Pineappleope has a little Xmas gift for you today… the gift of game!
[Tasty Life Savers] Super Sexy CPR – with two quite likable ladies
[Tips] How to talk like a thug – the definitive guide.
[How to] Take care of an Introvert (aka, sissy)
[How to] Prepare for the next Apple event! Do it RIGHT this time.
Even being Apple Insiders here at PAO, this Apple Event kinda snuck up on us. Not extensively, but usually the fart winds of this bullshit storm start getting loud many moons before the actual explosion of marketing garbage. We have gotten many complaints today, in fact, about folks only tuning in to see the live blog, but no “foreplay” rumor posts. Well.. we apologize. Maybe you missed some of the other big stories we’ve had lately – those take up time, so STFU and SMD.
Anyway, here’s a little helper, to help you help yourself. How to spread a rumor:
Q: how do monkeys open bananas? A: better than your non-monkey ass!