[2 Girls] Arnold Watches 2 Girls, 1 Cup

Arnold is late to the party with the 2 girls 1 cup phenomenon, but the reaction is priceless!

If you’ve never seen 2 girls 1 cup:
1. Be thankful
2. This might not make sense. The music playing is from that video.

  • SHE’S SQUEEZING IT LIKE A SPAGHETTI! LAWL’D ÜBER HARD!
  • NEVA GONNA TO GET A BONA AGAIN!
  • GET TO THE HUMMA!
  • She has teeth like a horse!!!!!!!

Unidentified Biological “Goo,” 15 Miles Long, Creeps Down Alaskan Coast – Monsters among us – io9

A gigantic smear of gooey, black biological material is making its way through the Chukchi Sea between Wainwright and Barrow in Northern Alaska. Eyewitnesses say its definitely a living entity, though unlike anything theyve seen before. Closeup shot below.

The blob was first spotted last week, floating in Arctic waters. Big chunks of it – some as much as “12 miles long,” according to the Anchorage Daily News, are drifting through the sea. A helicopter tracked the spread of the goop for 15 miles and saw no end to it. So far, none of unknown substance has touched shore.

Coast Guard officer Terry Hasenauer said:

Its certainly biological. Its definitely not an oil product of any kind. It has no characteristics of an oil, or a hazardous substance, for that matter. Its definitely, by the smell and the makeup of it, its some sort of naturally occurring organic or otherwise marine organism. in recent history I dont think weve seen anything like this. Maybe inside lakes or in stagnant water or something, but not in the ocean that we could recall … If it was something wed seen before, wed be able to say something about it. But we havent. [The stuff is] gooey [and dark]. Its pitch black when it hits ice and it kind of discolors the ice and hangs off of it. It kind of has an odor; I cant describe it.

Apparently he saw jellyfish tangled in the goo, and somebody else retrieved bones and feathers from a dead goose they found in the goo as well.

Is this the creature described in io9s mad scientist contest from last year? Perhaps a relative of the North Carolina sewer monster? Or is it just a massive algae bloom? The Coast Guard says theyre getting it examined and test results will be back in a week.

via Anchorage Daily News and Xenophilia

via Unidentified Biological “Goo,” 15 Miles Long, Creeps Down Alaskan Coast – Monsters among us – io9.

[tutorial] How to Clean a Skull (Hint: Flesh-Eating Beetles) #howto #wired #skulls #beetles

In this video (which is safe for work but probably not for the squeamish), we take you on a step-by-step tour of the preservation process.

“If you’re going to kill something, you want to maximize the potential use of it, not just for today, but forever,” said Jim Patton, the director emeritus of the museum.

via Video: How to Clean a Skull (Hint: Flesh-Eating Beetles) | Wired Science | Wired.com.

4ft moon jellyfish found [space jellyfish] #food

On the heels of the 4 ft space worm discovery, a 4 ft space jellyfish has been discovered by EU PAO correspondent Devon Shire. The moon jellyfish, aka “space jellyfish”, aka “eats people jellyfish” is jelly-like, yet fish-like in that it lives in the water. It does not enjoy peanut butter. It soon got up and went back into the water after getting a light tan.

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[Health Watch] Slow Motion Sneezing

Pineappleope.com has obtained authentic sneezing footage. For what seems like an eternity, scientists have been working to discover what exactly comes out of the nose during a sneeze. This ultra slow motion footage shines some light on the subject. You won’t want to be sneezed on again