Well every monkey and their mother knows, PAO is a HUGE corporate sponsor of animal rights activities and games. That’s why we have, on our awesome campus, a zoo. Its not so much a petting zoo though, its more of a show zoo. We recently obtained, through methods we cannot talk about, 3 fresh new monkeys. New and improved over our previous primates, these guys have SKILLS. Check ’em out..
Here at PAO, we are concerned with your health almost as much as we are concerned with ridding this earth of flying monkeys. So while you pound ice cold bevs, like we do, please do the math. Calories add up fast!!!