[fishing] monday jam – whoomp-theres-a-fish

[Science] Megalodon, do you know him? Do you like beats?

A megashark, the size of mars, Megalodon (pronounced /ˡmɛ.gə.ləˌdɒn/ or MEG-a-la-don; meaning “Suck Tooth” in Greek from μέγας and ὀδούς in Spanish from Azul Snanchnez). This non-amphibian was around 18 million years ago and likey still around today. You have a better chance at crossing paths with a Megalodon while swimming in a large body of water, such as an ocean, or atlantic ocean.

Here we are featuring a MEGALODON video with some beats. Disregard the spelling mistakes.

PAO Breaks open a fish story. With a 4ft long space worm.

Sometimes a story comes up that is so nasty, so crazy, and so amazing, that PAO just HAS to get involved. When staffers found this article, it was clear that this was one of those cases. Some background:

giant sea worm“Aquarium staff have unearthed a ‘giant sea’ worm that was attacking coral reef and prize fish. The 4ft long monster, named Barry, had launched a sustained attack on the reef in a display tank at Newquay’s Blue Reef Aquarium over recent months. Workers at the Cornwall-based attraction had been left scratching their heads as to why the coral had been left devastated and – in some cases – cut in half.
After staking out the display for several weeks, the last resort was to completely dismantle it, rock by rock.

Halfway through the process the predator was revealed as a four-foot polychaete worm. Staff eventually lured it out with fish scraps, but not before it bit through 20lb fishing line.”

Don't mess: The tropical worm is covered in thousands of bristles which are capable of<br /> inflicting a sting resulting in permanent numbness
Don't mess: The tropical worm is covered in thousands of bristles which are capable of inflicting a sting resulting in permanent numbness

Are you fcking serious? PAO researchers could not believe the amazingness of this discovery. So we dug deeper. We opened books, turned on computers, and fired up the Iphone App Store. The aquarium didn’t look too far to make a bold assumption as to where it came from.. the spokesmen we talked to was “basically claiming it came as a larvae on a rock they imported from Mars”.

Kind of silly, if you ask us – why blame outer space? PAO usually knows the “truth lies within” – people are to blame. Usually ones that are involved with the water, drugs, and the internet.

And just how? Why? What? Take a look at our major, massive, crazy discovery. It took over 5 months of fact checking and googling! READ ON FOR THE SHOCKING TRUTH: Continue reading “PAO Breaks open a fish story. With a 4ft long space worm.”

Yet Another Scathing News Report

whole lotta bull
Folks over at competing websites have been saying that our Chief Editor and Chairman of the Breed left the country because of dismal projections for Q109. Balderdash! Phoey! Baloney! He is out there improving the quality of PAO reporting worldwide! Check out this scathing news report from Europe:

AMSTERDAM – A shoe salesman from Weert was bitten in his arm this Wednesday, by a naked man with a trout in his hand. Meter controllers were abel to detain him until the police arrived to arrest him.

It must have been a bizarre image for Robert van Dooren, sales employee at Bob’s Adventure Store in Weert. A 25 year old inhabitant from the city parked his bike againt the store and came in, only dressed in a cap and a pair of shoes.
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