Out of Office rEMINDER

Hi Folks and Loyal Fans,

   I will be out on safari this week and won’t be submitting to Pineappleope until my return. I thought I wouldn’t be able to get the time off, but luckily I caught my editor typing up the following post:

Dear Boys and Men,

   I am 5’10” brown eyes, 7 full inches, uncut –

I caught him that far into it and threatened to post it for him if he didn’t give me the timeoff. Well screw him I am posting it anyways! CIao – Buenos Tardes – Mnsr. Duke de la Largebuck