In honor of “National Kreme Filled Doughnut Day” Krispy Kreme giving out free kreme filled pastries. That translates to FREE DONUTS. How to get them? Well..
All you have to do is walk up to a WalMart employee and tell them, ‘Happy National Kreme Filled Doughnut Day, Fuck Face!’ on Monday Sept. 14. That’s today. Unfortunately this is a “late breaking” story – so HURRY.
Man o man, Krispy Kreme offers several types of kreme filled doughnuts such as chocolate iced custard, and the coveted football doughnuts will also be up for grabs.
The down side, there’s a limit of one per customer – even if you are FAT. The upside is that if you are a young, attractive chick you get free munchkins.
Brilliant – I want my own soundtrack and would fall down on purpose. Go STEWIE!