[Don’t Pre-Order] iPad Pre-Orders Start Today, 5 Reasons to Avoid it like the Plague

The fine folks at Pineappleope.com give you one last tip before you pre-order your iPad.

“Don’t do it, worst decision of your life.”

5 Obvious facts about Apple’s failed iPad

1. You will be underwhelmed by it

2. It has a lousy 4:3 screen

3. No Cameras, forget about sexting

4. Rusts easily

5. 2 hour battery-life on full charge