PAO mind control tip #5

dsc_0631Controlling objects with your mind is pretty tough. Alot of people fail because they are simply too stupid to handle the load. PAO analysts estimate stupid-ass-ness prevents approximately 98% of the world from using mind control. This study was conducted through the years of 1987-1999*

If you are not too stupid, and you know all about mind control, we have a tip for you. Most everyone here at PAO can confirm this helps with their tasks. Extreme focus is KEY. You must practice, as a Buhddist monk would – severe discipline and focus on moving as little as possible.  Shifting your head slightly can alter your results. 

Observe a senior PAOist – his focus and stability – and complete, utter control over the stupid minivan.