[NEWS] Police Report & Mom drugged 13-year-old daughter so she’d get pregnant

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A Dorchester man was arrested Monday afternoon for allegedly punching and kicking his wife after she tried to take back an Xbox console.

The victim came home and saw her husband try to take her 8-year-old son’s game system. When she confronted the suspect, he punched her in the face and kicked her in the chest, police said.

The victim had a restraining order against her husband in 2006, cops said. She declined medical attention.

Nickson Arisme was charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.

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PAO Breaks open a fish story. With a 4ft long space worm.

Sometimes a story comes up that is so nasty, so crazy, and so amazing, that PAO just HAS to get involved. When staffers found this article, it was clear that this was one of those cases. Some background:

giant sea worm“Aquarium staff have unearthed a ‘giant sea’ worm that was attacking coral reef and prize fish. The 4ft long monster, named Barry, had launched a sustained attack on the reef in a display tank at Newquay’s Blue Reef Aquarium over recent months. Workers at the Cornwall-based attraction had been left scratching their heads as to why the coral had been left devastated and – in some cases – cut in half.
After staking out the display for several weeks, the last resort was to completely dismantle it, rock by rock.

Halfway through the process the predator was revealed as a four-foot polychaete worm. Staff eventually lured it out with fish scraps, but not before it bit through 20lb fishing line.”

Don't mess: The tropical worm is covered in thousands of bristles which are capable of<br /> inflicting a sting resulting in permanent numbness
Don't mess: The tropical worm is covered in thousands of bristles which are capable of inflicting a sting resulting in permanent numbness

Are you fcking serious? PAO researchers could not believe the amazingness of this discovery. So we dug deeper. We opened books, turned on computers, and fired up the Iphone App Store. The aquarium didn’t look too far to make a bold assumption as to where it came from.. the spokesmen we talked to was “basically claiming it came as a larvae on a rock they imported from Mars”.

Kind of silly, if you ask us – why blame outer space? PAO usually knows the “truth lies within” – people are to blame. Usually ones that are involved with the water, drugs, and the internet.

And just how? Why? What? Take a look at our major, massive, crazy discovery. It took over 5 months of fact checking and googling! READ ON FOR THE SHOCKING TRUTH: Continue reading “PAO Breaks open a fish story. With a 4ft long space worm.”

[Celeb Profile] Tennis Pro and Cocaine Enthusiast Martina Hingis

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Martina Hingis is done with tennis, shes Mostly known for her tennis skills. Why is she done tennis? Because of the lesser known fact is that Martina is a cocaine enthusiast.

*Martina Hingis tested positive for cocaine during Wimbledon in 2007
*Martina Hingis denied using the drug
*Martina Hingis was banned from tennis for two years for the cocaine offense
*Martina Hingis throws in her tennis towel and will not return to the sport after the ban

She said: ““My only performance enhancer is love of the game.”…. “and a little blow between sets”, claims our unnamed inside source.

Hingis is also well known for usually being outspoken and “sharp-tongued.” Probably due to cocaine binges on, and off the court.

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THE DROUGHT IS O V E R


Due to lack of focus, Pineappleope.com staff had given up on posting over the ‘holiday’ weekend, causing a worldwide Pineappleope.com drought. This effected not only us Nambians, but also our brethren in china, new delhi, east and west coasts, the north shore, louisiana, the amazonian rain forest, and our hometown.

Today, this historic drought ended, putting to a close an almost week of drought.

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