[Drug School] Stoner’s ChatRoulette – HighStranger

We’ve been running in stealth for the past few months, as we’ve negotiated deals and developed software (that’s done), but it seems you’ve broken the seal on the jar of kind bud, so we’re announcing on TechCrunch:

http://HighStranger.com

“Chatroulette for High People!”

Peace,

Dude

PS: We’re in LA and we’re looking for our head of marketing, PR, and social media. Maybe a hot designer, too 🙂

via HighStranger Is Chatroulette, For Stoners.

[Movie Time] PAO reviews “Teen Witch” and its music.

CUT TO THE CHASE. Teen Witch is a movie about ugly lesbian chicks who turn into dudes. They dance in the street to attract other ugly chicks to become witches too. There’s no nudity, no making out, in fact we have serious concerns that there are even any lesbians in this movie. Honestly, we are glad we viewed this after mainlining acid for 4 days straight – else it would not have been nearly as engaging. Here’s the culminating scene of the film – a video called TOP THAT.

  • O.O WAHT HT RUFKC IS THIS SHITkseldraisdkfj
  • yeah this kinda cool…i’ll go cut myself now cos this is to awesome for me to watch. OMG this is like the nerdiest 80’s thing i’ve ever seen?! how could this’ve been cool back then? O.o
  • Hi Im from the facebook group “songs that make normal people commit suicide afterward”… Id like to invite you to become our #1 video ever.
  • Good thing this is in widescreen, I bet her nose wouldnt fit in a 4:3 video.
  • I always bust up laughing when she says “Look how funky he is!
  • [PAOHILTON] Girlicious band member charged with cocaine possession, lesbianism.

    GLENDALE, Calif. – A member of the pop group Girlicious has been charged in California with drug possession with the intent to sell after Glendale police allegedly found a dozen plastic bags of cocaine in her Gucci purse.

    Prosecutors say 21-year-old Natalie Mejia of Diamond Bar and 28-year-old Peter Asencio of Burbank were charged Thursday in Glendale Superior Court.

    Asencio is accused of speeding in a 1998 Ford Mustang when he and Mejia were pulled over and arrested Tuesday night.Police say Mejia said the drugs were not hers and claimed she didnt know how they got into her purse.

    Asencio was also charged with driving on a suspended license.

    via Girlicious band member charged with having drugs – Yahoo! News.

    The scandal continues: Continue reading “[PAOHILTON] Girlicious band member charged with cocaine possession, lesbianism.”

    [Atack Attack!] Dancing On Ice evictee Emily Atack loses her temper following her exit from the show

    You’d think a night on the ice would have cooled her mood, but Emily Atack saw red after she was voted off ITV1’s dancing show last night.

    Following her exit from Dancing On Ice, the Inbetweeners actress, 20, snapped and let rip at a taxi when the car allegedly almost hit her as it reversed.

    Emily was visibly upset following her loss in the dance-off with Danniella Westbrook – she was pictured outside Elstree Studios accompanied by her sister as she wept.

    Chill out! Emily Atack lets fly after a taxi allegedly almost hit her as it reversed outside Elstree Studios in Borehamwood, north London

    ATTACK!

    for even hotter Atack news – Continue reading “[Atack Attack!] Dancing On Ice evictee Emily Atack loses her temper following her exit from the show”

    [Drug Meals] Crack Sandwich – get your fix on while you get your eat on!

    Need a fix? Need it fast?

    But.. do you need lunch as well? It happens to everyone – you’re pounding along, inhaling all your hard earned money off of some stripper’s back – and suddenly BAM – you need something else.. something with more kick. And then suddenly, BAM BAM – SHIT I am hungry! I need a snack too man, Shit!

    Finally – FUMA announces its earth shattering CRACK SANDWICH discovery! Bonus video after the break!!


    Continue reading “[Drug Meals] Crack Sandwich – get your fix on while you get your eat on!”

    [Drug Wars] DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico

    FYI:

    Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. (born September 27, 1982), better known by his stage name Lil Wayne, is an American Grammy Award-winning rapper. Formerly a member of the rap group the Hot Boys, he joined the Cash Money Records collective as a teenager. Get It How U Live!, released in 1997, was Lil Wayne’s first album with Hot Boys, and Tha Block Is Hot, his solo debut, came out in 1999.

    and

    The Mexican Drug War is an armed conflict taking place between rival drug cartels and government forces in Mexico. Although Mexican drug cartels, or drug trafficking organizations, have existed for quite some time, they have become more powerful since the demise of Colombia’s Cali and Medellín cartels in the 1990s. Mexican drug cartels now dominate the wholesale illicit drug market in the United States.[10] Arrests of key cartel leaders, particularly in the Tijuana and Gulf cartels, have led to increasing drug violence as cartels fight for control of the trafficking routes into the United States.

    [Date Rape] Shocking new trends in pill use among teens

    teengirlsIn an awful turn of events for young people, local experts have just learned some shocking news at the local high schools. Young women, accidentally reading odd emails in their inboxes, are not able to obtain massive amounts of drugs for cheap. The drugs appear to be coming from Canada – and that’s not even the crazy part. What’s truly shocking about this case is that the girls aren’t using these pills for their own devices.

    pill-cocktailIn fact, researches explain that most of the imports are forms of “rufies” and “male enhancement” pills. What are the dangers of girls having their hands on “date rape” drugs? Well.. lets recall that

    Flunitrazepam is known to induce anterograde amnesia in sufficient doses; individuals are unable to remember certain events that they experienced while under the influence of the drug. This effect is particularly dangerous when flunitrazepam is used to aid in the commission of sexual assault; victims may not be able to clearly recall the assault, the assailant, or the events surrounding the assault.

    chemistOk, braniacs, yeah you think “so they are knocking guys out.. SO WHAT??” Well – that’s apparently where the “little blue pill” comes into play. In an outright shocking turn of events, the little chemical cocktail that these girls are putting together turns off your brain, but fires up your weenie (aka willie, aka boner, aka schlong, aka one eyed monster, aka purple headed warrier).

    Just what happens is still a mystery. It does leave victims in the most vulnerable position possible though. No one’s going to call for help – they are out COLD. But who knows how long their stiffies will last – possibly to medical emergency lengths!? It is a dangerous fact, that girls are out there, trying to take advantage of you. It happened to this guy, “Mr. Cookies” as he called himself. rufied

    I thought these girls were like, cool, ya know. Met them online – you know what game I play – and we got together for a LAN party. I thought it was going to be fun, just games and shit. Well I woke up in my basement 39 hours later, and umm, I.. I can’t tell you the rest. It was horrifying.

    pill-man Civic authorities are slow moving in this cause, unfortunately. Feeling that there’s “no harm to be done” and that guys are “getting a taste of their own medicine”. It is scary and shocking to think that these early warning signs are being ignored. Warnings of what, you ask? It is clear… the shocking conclusion follows:
    Continue reading “[Date Rape] Shocking new trends in pill use among teens”

    Prisoners resurrect 500-year-old slang – medieval gypsies and scoundrels are doing cawbe, chat, and onick!

    jackson_popcornROCHDALE, England, June 8 (UPI) — The British Ministry of Justice is warning the country’s prisons that prisoners have taken to using a 16th-century slang to hide talk about drug deals.The 500-year-old dialect, which is known as thieves’ cant or rogues’ cant, was believed to have been developed by medieval gypsies and adopted by a handful of scoundrels across England. Officials at Buckley Hall Prison in Rochdale said the dialect has resurfaced as a code for drug trafficking, the Daily Mail reported Monday.

    Officials said they determined that “chat” and “onick” are being used as code for heroin, while “cawbe” denotes crack cocaine and “inick” is code for a cell phone or a SIM card.

    “This is the most ingenious use of a secret code we have ever come across,” an official at the 381-prisoner facility said. “Elizabethan cant was only used by a tiny number of people and it is quite amazing that is has been resurrected in order to buy drugs. Some inmates will try anything to get contraband into jail.”

    The Ministry of Justice sent a security alert to officials at prisons in England and Wales warning them to be aware of the code.

    Prisoners resurrect 500-year-old slang – UPI.com.