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[Jersey Shore Preview] Upcoming Jersey Shore Episode to Feature Burger King Fight

The fight looks like a doozy – and not surprisingly, the douchiest bag of douche goes down like a sack of douche! Just goes to show, dudes ought not wear pink.


  • when will people learn
    its only a burger
    not the end of the world
  • Congrats dude on becoming an internet superstar, just a pity its in the douchebaggery category! Fooking knob head lmao
  • fake ? idiota ? ._.

  • nasceu pra ser otario

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    [wedding announcements] jerbear and alycia tie the knot, John reported distraught #plus 8 #matrimonial bliss

    jerbear and alycia tied the knot yesterday in a quiet ceremony in Lynn, MA, that promptly erupted into a teenage dance party. Many people ended up being arrested for MDMA posession, prompting Cambridge police to leave their own jurisdiction to make additional false arrests. Arrest records have yet to be expunged from LDAP. The happy couple will be honeymooning at an undisclosed location under heavily armed guard, due to recent threats from a disgruntled construction worker known on the Internet only as “John”. John did not respond to requests to be interviewed, and may have already escaped to join the Foreign Legion.

    President Obama today spoke out against the Cambridge Police.

    BREAKING NEWS:
    We have recieved exclusive footage of the wedding ceremony!