[Relationships] The Better Marriage Blanket for Better Marriages

Solve all your marriage woes with the Better Marriage Blanket.

Starting at $39.95 if you share a Twin Bed with your Soul Mate

Frequently Asked Questions:

– Where do the collected farts go? They must end up somewhere

– Do my farts really bring down my marriage?

– Do you offer any discounts?

– What if your nose is under the blanket at the time of the fart?

– I thought farting was one of the many joys of marriage?