Solve all your marriage woes with the Better Marriage Blanket.
Starting at $39.95 if you share a Twin Bed with your Soul Mate
Frequently Asked Questions:
– Where do the collected farts go? They must end up somewhere
– Do my farts really bring down my marriage?
– Do you offer any discounts?
– What if your nose is under the blanket at the time of the fart?
– I thought farting was one of the many joys of marriage?