[pictogram] How To Get Laid At Summer Camp

Today we did something for the kids going to summer camp.  Listen, we know it sucks, we’ve been there.  99% of the time it isn’t like the National Lampoon movies where every single person (including counselors) get laid.  But let’s be honest, a full sack of batter can lead to numerous unexpected boners.  Full release is a must while at camp.  Use this flowchart to guide you along my young padawans.

via How To Get Laid At Summer Camp : Regretful Morning.