[Mysterious] Montauk Monster Returns, Pineappleope.com Arms Itself

Another Montauk Monster washed up on the shores of Long Island! Last year, the original Monster washed up on shore… Pineappleope.com posted photos and caused a huge stir across Internet. Is this a new breed of human killing super mammals? or just a large raccoon?

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Either way, Pineappleope.com just placed order for defensive weapons including 2 mp5’s and 4 smoke grenades. God speed