[governator] California Walmarts will begin selling coffins

Walmart Coffin Sales
Walmart Coffin Sales

Facing monumental state budget deficits, this morning Governor Schwarzenegger used his emergency powers to “nationalize” Walmart stores in California, and he has new plans on where to take the company and its products. Our undead reporters have the scoop, it appears that the next product line to be offered by Walmart with be a full range of funeral services.

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