Straight From the Trenches: Xmas Edition

Our Middle East Correspondence, Rambo:
(Minor edits have been made to hide identities)

Rambo: i got a Jelly of the Month Club from (boss),
he gave me 100 Dollar Xmas bonous Reporter: HAHAHAHAHHAA

Rambo:fucking shit head
first year Reporter: JELLY!?!??!!?
are yu kidding?!?!?!?!

Rambo: i had never gotten paid, and he gave me 100 bucks Reporter:what an ass

Rambo: no no no ….

Rambo: Clark W Griswold got a Jelly of the Month Club membership
in Christmas Vacation
he was planning this awesome pool in his backyard
they didnt get the bonus
so he kidnapped his boss

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