Our Middle East Correspondence, Rambo:
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Rambo: i got a Jelly of the Month Club from (boss),
he gave me 100 Dollar Xmas bonous
Pineappleope.com Reporter: HAHAHAHAHHAA
Rambo:fucking shit head
Pineappleope.com Reporter: JELLY!?!??!!?
are yu kidding?!?!?!?!
Rambo: i had never gotten paid, and he gave me 100 bucks
Pineappleope.com Reporter:what an ass
Rambo: no no no ….
Rambo: Clark W Griswold got a Jelly of the Month Club membership
in Christmas Vacation
he was planning this awesome pool in his backyard
they didnt get the bonus
so he kidnapped his boss