[bionic fireman] And now a word from our sponsors

Times are tough – so as part of the multifaceted PAO Economic Stimulus Plan*, PAO is offering some of our favorite sponors FREE sponsorship. “But wait,” you ask.. “aren’t sponsors supposed to pay YOU”? Well we actually worked on this plan with a grant from Dr Bottomtooth – whose deep expercision into the realms of psychology and advertising has given PAO an upper edge on all competitors. As a result, we don’t need money from our sponsors. As Bottomtooth puts it, “these ads are just plain good for you.”