[Capital Improvements] PAO HQ to get new water park

The unsung heroes of the PAO network, the guys and gals down in accounting, do more than make sure our highly-paid employees get regular paychecks. We don’t really care or understand what else they do, but we understand it is important. Apparently, when balancing our budgets, they realized that we have several million dollars from the Capital Improvements Budget that must be used. While we already have Ice Cream days on Thursdays, our remote employees find it inconvenient to cash in on that summer fun very often. For awhile we tried FedEx’ing the ice cream to our remote employees, with mixed results. So now we have decided to spend the money to build a 24 hour, LDAP accessible waterpark for our employees. The following design is being considered: