[Real American Heroes] Remember the Segway?

This Bud’s for you, Commander Buzzkillington!

I sure remember the Segway’s big announcement on the stupid news. I remember waiting for the day when it would be laughed at, like it is today. Hurray! At the time, I wasn’t aware – but the Segway was solid, 100% LDAP. What was the point? So you could stop walking? Isn’t walking upright what makes humans different than most animals in the first place? Darwin would smack you, Dr. Segway. This Bud’s for you.