[Oral Hygiene] He-man toothpaste for real men – flavored with liquor!

PAO knows what it’s like to be a HE-MAN. We’re rough, tough and can’t get enough – which is why we only brush our pearly-whites with the most potent paste on the planet. Our Senior Editor Altos Manfressian is a big fan of the Scotch flavor – saying “it give good buzz. I like buzz before sleep time!”. Midwest correstpondent Billy Bo Ray Joejoe Ramrod claims “Bourbon is the best, gets the babes all bubbly, yall!”.