Our Test Panel said:
“i’d turn a shark into sushi with my shark knife!”
“i’d butcher more than a shark. i’d butcher cars, trees, rocks.. whatev!”
“sharks better stay off my front porch”
“i took it to the beach – got arrested. fck this game”
“lost. left. arm. so. much. blood. hate. this. tool.”
“amazingly, it does NOT work on whales. tried, got the fail whale!”