[Religion] Fact: Jesus is into teabagging.

jesus loves teabags

You might ask.. “what is teabagging”.. well we gots the answer:

  • Dipping your testicles into the open mouth of another person. Kind of like dipping a tea bag in and out of a cup of water. I caught the mail man tea bagging my mom. She gagged.
  • In multiplayer video games, the act of repeatedly crouching over the face of a fallen opponent, who is forced to watch his/her body being violated while waiting to respawn into the level.  “You see me tea-bag that noob after I shot him in the back of the head? What a dumbass.”
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