[Movie Time] PAO reviews “Teen Witch” and its music.

CUT TO THE CHASE. Teen Witch is a movie about ugly lesbian chicks who turn into dudes. They dance in the street to attract other ugly chicks to become witches too. There’s no nudity, no making out, in fact we have serious concerns that there are even any lesbians in this movie. Honestly, we are glad we viewed this after mainlining acid for 4 days straight – else it would not have been nearly as engaging. Here’s the culminating scene of the film – a video called TOP THAT.

  • O.O WAHT HT RUFKC IS THIS SHITkseldraisdkfj
  • yeah this kinda cool…i’ll go cut myself now cos this is to awesome for me to watch. OMG this is like the nerdiest 80’s thing i’ve ever seen?! how could this’ve been cool back then? O.o
  • Hi Im from the facebook group “songs that make normal people commit suicide afterward”… Id like to invite you to become our #1 video ever.
  • Good thing this is in widescreen, I bet her nose wouldnt fit in a 4:3 video.
  • I always bust up laughing when she says “Look how funky he is!