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[BReAKING] Day of the week alert

ALERT!!!!! Its Wednesday.

That is all.

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[TOOLS] PAO Valentines Day Romance in a Box!

Hello Team PAO supporters. We know Valentine’s Day sucks big time – even if you aren’t single. The undue pressure that society places on us is relentless. Buy, romance, perform, its too much. Rejoice, friends – because PAO is here for you.

Exhausted from a day at the office, and you don’t feel like striking up a little romance?

Or, just single, and want to show your bro’s that you still got it?

Well, we’ve got a gallery to help get things going. Announcing, the PAO Valentine’s Day Romance in a Box!

Continue reading “[TOOLS] PAO Valentines Day Romance in a Box!”

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[Health Tips] Warming up this Friday the 13th Night..

Winter is approaching – Friday nights are not about grillin’ and chillin anymore. Its time to stay inside and layer up.

Keeping warm over the winter months will definitely help prevent colds, flu or more serious health conditions such as STDs, heart attacks, strokes, hangovers, pneumonia and depression. The chances of these problems are higher if you’re vulnerable to cold-related illnesses because of one or more of the following:

  • you’re over 65
  • you are desperately single
  • zits
  • you’re on a low income (so can’t afford heating)
  • bad breath
  • spending too much time at the 99
  • you don’t follow @ihatethissite on the twitters
  • high % of 80’s music on your iPod
  • you wear a braided belt

So forget about going outside. Just grab your i-droid-tablet and just look at some warm girls.