As a professional tech writer and original blogger, when I first saw that the iPhone 6 was getting a dose of Viagra, I could not have been more jolly. Most people don’t know what is so great about this. I figured instead of talking and writing about it, I’d just hammer out the top, top top reasons – so you get get in line RIGHT NOW.
Chicks. Love. Bigger. You will get laid if you flash this device around. Instantly.
Porn! Big screen! YESS.
Think how much that mongo thing vibrates – your wife will love it.
SLOW MO CAMERA – film those things you always wanted to, in SLOMO
It is weaponized.
Stops more bullets than a normal iPhone 6.
Can serve as dinner plate.
Double those “happy to see me?” comments
Excuse to wear big baggy pants like a THUG
Packs huge speakers – its a new age boom box, bitch.
Longer chassis makes for easier upskirt shooting.
TOP NOTCH sexting with that sick forward facing camera. Full frontal sexting anyone???
It is widely expected Apple will blow minds with its iPhone 4.0 update announcement tomorrow. With Apple’s event just over 24 hours away, we knew it would be a good idea to recap the most likely true OS 4.0 rumors. The big event starts tomorrow morning at 10AM PDT. What we’ve got here is the most official assembled list of iPhone OS 4.0 rumors…
3D Support – With 3D movies going big time these days, Apple plans on patching the iPhone to allow users to experience 3D on their handset while wearing stereoscopic glasses.
Multitasking – The second most persistent rumor is multitasking for applications. As it stands the iPhone OS is not the best at multi-tasking, and users are mad as hell. Newest rumors have the new OS having an Exposé-like feature which would make the iPhone easy to use and a multi-tasker.
4 Way Phone Calls – Easily one of the most demanded features, the ability to talk to three others at the same time. Great for business meetings and for calling Quest.
One Email Box – Users have been clamoring for a global inbox which could hold a mash-up of all email. This update would make for significantly better emailing on the iPhone. But does this mean you’d get the same newsletters twice in the same inbox?
OS Themes – Plan on personalizing your phone to be as unique as you think you are. New themeing capabilitys are a shoe-in for this OS update.
New iPad Features – Expect to see a lot of, if not all, iPad features included in this OS update. Such as the ability to read a book or read a book and listen to music, at the same time.
Compass Upgrade (3GS only) – Rumor has it the compass feature will get an update… no one is sure what kind of update though.
Not likely. Several critical flaws are in these pictures – such as reflections and sheer dumb product design. Who wants a giant stupid iPhone? We want something newer, cooler, and better. 27 more hours, bitches. It cometh on Wednesday! Here’s one more pic to hold you over.. Continue reading “[iTablet Pics] For realz? the iTablet!!”
Even being Apple Insiders here at PAO, this Apple Event kinda snuck up on us. Not extensively, but usually the fart winds of this bullshit storm start getting loud many moons before the actual explosion of marketing garbage. We have gotten many complaints today, in fact, about folks only tuning in to see the live blog, but no “foreplay” rumor posts. Well.. we apologize. Maybe you missed some of the other big stories we’ve had lately – those take up time, so STFU and SMD.
Anyway, here’s a little helper, to help you help yourself. How to spread a rumor: