[Space Scare] Mystery Object to Buzz the Earth Wednesday

A mystery object from f’ng space is about to buzz close by Earth on Wednesday. It won’t hit, but no one knows WTF it is.

Astronomers say it may be Lohan, space junk or it could be a tiny asteroid. It’s 33 to 50 feet wide at most – and is into heavy drugs.

NASA says that on Wednesday at 7:47 a.m. EST, it will streak by, naked, missing Earth by about 80,000 miles. In the western US it may be hot enough to be seen with a good amateur porn star.

via Mystery Object to Whizz by Earth Wednesday – ABC News.