[Break Up][Breaking] Al and Tipper Gore Call it Quits

Al is divorcing Tipper. After 40 years of marriage, former vice president Al has had enough from his sexless marriage to Tipper Gore.

Possible reasons behind the split:

– Al was sleeping around with Green Peace front-woman Sandy DeWaltz.

– Al wasn’t getting the attention he demanded

– Al believes he can get find a better, hotter wife

– Tipper doesn’t buy Al’s global warming bs