[Book Review] I have to GO. Sesame Street does it again!

Bringing adult subjects up with little ones is always a difficult topic. Whether its alcohol, drugs, or things like “why monkeys fling their poop” – parents often ask me how to broach the subject.

Oftentimes I recommend using literature. That way, your child cannot turn things around on you later in life – you know, the whole “I hate you for not telling me about hangovers!” kind of chat? Kids sure can be wily! Never know how they will try to hurt you next.

This brings me to the Pineappleope April Mental Health Assistance Storybook of the Month (PAMHASM)! The good folks over at Sesame Street have created another surefire top seller in the 7-12 age group. “I have to go” covers several strong subjects with light hearted, fluffy creatures. Topics like “Why men sneak out after sexytime” and “Mommy left daddy for the milkman!”, as well as “I like when he pulls my hair”. The 97 page book opens up the pathways for you and your child to connect – emotionally and physically. Wait till you see the role-playing side of things!!

[Nintendo] New Molesting Fetish Game Coming to the Wii

Coming June 2010 to the Wii – ‘少女 プ: レイ3の’ (Artificial girl 2: Just the Tip)

Previewers Said:

– It’s been at least half an hour, and my brain has yet to process what the fuck I just watched.

– I can’t believe that people play with that shit. I can’t. It looks so sad

– where in the hell do people get this stuff? I need to pre-order