Stupid Cat Amasses Half A Million Moronic Twitter Followers In 3 Months [idiocracy] #WoofWednesday #sockington

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PAO is a realist kind of place. That’s why we support dogs. Dogs don’t pretend to be on Twitter – dogs eat,play, sleep. Stupid cats, you never know what they are doing besides plotting to jump up out of nowhere and scratch the shit out of your eyeballs. Some crazy ass cat named sockington is out there suckington all the Twitter users. Check out some of the shenanigans:

Tweeting eye-opening messages such as “and so I slept and then I walked around and then I slept again and then I saw a cobweb and OH FINE YES IT IS A SLOW NEWS DAY” in addition to “HOORAY THE ATTIC IS OPEN awesome view from attic window PLUS I PROVIDE CREEPY CAT SHADOW IN TOP WINDOW wooooooooooo look out socks above”, the cat has gone from a couple hundred to half a million followers in about 3 months, as the account’s TwitterCounter stats depict.

UGH. Flippin IDIOTS. GOSH!
Notes from TC.

6 Replies to “Stupid Cat Amasses Half A Million Moronic Twitter Followers In 3 Months [idiocracy] #WoofWednesday #sockington”

  1. oh i forgot to mention, sockington is the ADMIN at cats.com – total crap, i think he lies and cheats and gives false information !!!!

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