Our Middle East Correspondence, Rambo:
(Minor edits have been made to hide identities)
Rambo: i got a Jelly of the Month Club from (boss),
he gave me 100 Dollar Xmas bonous
Pineappleope.com Reporter: HAHAHAHAHHAA
Rambo:fucking shit head
Pineappleope.com Reporter: JELLY!?!??!!?
are yu kidding?!?!?!?!
Rambo: i had never gotten paid, and he gave me 100 bucks
Pineappleope.com Reporter:what an ass
Rambo: no no no ….
Rambo: Clark W Griswold got a Jelly of the Month Club membership
in Christmas Vacation
he was planning this awesome pool in his backyard
they didnt get the bonus
so he kidnapped his boss
Pineappleope.com Reporter: hahahhahahahahah
thats so awesome
Rambo: i should have kidnapped (boss)
Rambo: dude my M4 is so sick
it really is
short upper barrel
see through plastic magazines
Rambo: state of the art polymer
EO Tech Hollow site
Pineappleope.com Reporter: no way?!!? see through magazines??
so i can see when i am gettin low
Sure Fire Flash Light
visible and IR laser
that i only use to fuck around
Pineappleope.com Reporter: really?? it has all that ???
Rambo: and put red dots on everyones foreheads
which is kind of really not considered good practice
they dont like it
but I do
and i put my surefire in everyones faces
they get mad
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