Unfortunate events occurred late last week. Still unresolved monday, Pineappleope.com finger email blasted the help desk early morning.
Hello,
My laptop’s space bar is not working properly. It doesn’t seem to be attached properly either. Can you help??
Thanks
PAO Staff Member
7:55am PST: Keyboard still not at 100%. help desk, on a religious mission somewhere, appears to have no interest in keyboard.
Thoughts? Suggestions?
1. Go to Helpdesk.
2. Infiltrate cubicles.
3. Remove Helpdesk tech’s spacebar.
4. Hide spacebar in sandwich bread. Leave near MC. No evidence will remain.
5. (If MC cannot be located) Leave trail of mayo from MC Desk to location of sandwich bread.
hahahahahah, THis piece is dangling