While walking up Brighton Ave last night, I was nearly knocked over by the booming falsetto coming out of a nearby pub’s sound system. Despite localized Allston temperatures dropping to nearly zero last night, the White Horse Tavern had its fly down and its front opened up so the witty banter of the trivia night host could come out into the street. I was surprised to hear that one of the teams was none other than our old favorites, The Golden Girls. I don’t think these heroes of women’s television have been involved in trivia since 1985, when Betty White made an appearance on Trivia Trap. Further investigation revealed that the Golden Girls scored a whopping 91 points in coed play, proving that while old, senile, and in some cases dead, these luminescent ladies still know how to kick some ass.