[Religion] Program to De-Brainwash Catholics Fails


Hugosdale, NV – A program to ‘fix’ people of the catholic faith has failed. Authorities from several Nevada counties have decided to shut down the “Make Them Forget” campaign, a program aimed to stop the spread of the Catholic Faith and give help to victims.

“We are not making much progress” -Derek Stuart, Hugosdale Chief of Police

During the past several weeks the program suffered a number of setbacks, including the unsolved deaths of 3 key members.

The program began 18 years back when several faux Nuns (shown below) infiltrated the upper ranks of the Catholic Faith in an effort to stymie the spread. But failed – mainly due to the elder Catholic’s lack of interest in women – which led to the complete collapse of the program.





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