[religion] [animals] The Horse Pope – and his HorsePopeMobile

There is only one Horse Pope – and he must be protected. AT ALL COSTS.

There was rumour of a previous Horse Pope, however PAO researchers have uncovered that the previous one was just some chick. Not a Horse. But she did mount them.

Concerning a certain pope or rather female pope, who is not set down in the list of popes or bishops of Rome, because she was a woman who disguised herself as a man and became, by her character and talents, a curial secretary, then a cardinal and finally pope. One day, while mounting a horse, she gave birth to a child. Immediately, by Roman justice, she was bound by the feet to a horse‘s tail and dragged and stoned by the people for half a league. And where she died, there she was buried, and at the place is written: ‘Petre, Pater Patrum, Papisse Prodito Partum’ [O Peter, Father of Fathers, Betray the childbearing of the woman pope]. At the same time, the four-day fast called the “fast of the female pope” was first established.” (Jean de Mailly, Chronica Universalis Mettensis).

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