PAO mind control tip #5

dsc_0631Controlling objects with your mind is pretty tough. Alot of people fail because they are simply too stupid to handle the load. PAO analysts estimate stupid-ass-ness prevents approximately 98% of the world from using mind control. This study was conducted through the years of 1987-1999*

If you are not too stupid, and you know all about mind control, we have a tip for you. Most everyone here at PAO can confirm this helps with their tasks. Extreme focus is KEY. You must practice, as a Buhddist monk would – severe discipline and focus on moving as little as possible.  Shifting your head slightly can alter your results. 

Observe a senior PAOist – his focus and stability – and complete, utter control over the stupid minivan. 


2 Replies to “PAO mind control tip #5”

  1. Woah, just look at that control that focus that determination that van moving back and forth

    I bet it’s all in the hat

  2. What is more incredible is how easily he overcomes the van’s forward momentum and suddenly MAKES IT GO IN REVERSE. Amazing, the power of the mind.

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