[UPDATED] PAO layoff report: so long, Ted, thanks for all the brown bags!

We’ve reported it time and time again – the economy is slower than that kid who got his ass kicked in gym class all the time. Likely, fat, too. But really, hard times are coming to us all. Sadly, this morning we had to announce a layoff – which may or may not have anything to do with our new open HR position.

Maybe one of the reasons Ted is gone is that he is a total deuchebag. Even after his layoff, he’s still around – claiming “the sidewalk be a publik place, monkey face!”. Jackass.

Its only public till the cops come, tough guy.
Its only public till the cops come, tough guy.

UPDATE: Ted just got hit by a bus and dragged to the next building down the street. So long, Ted!

3 Replies to “[UPDATED] PAO layoff report: so long, Ted, thanks for all the brown bags!”

  1. Gawd dang you Ted! You even stole the card I use when an undesirable coworker wants to join me for lunch! Your a real shady prick Ted! Best of luck to you!

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