PAO knows you are self conscious about the size of your bank account. We are, too – hell, who the fck isn’t? That’s why we sunk hundreds of dollars into R&D on this economy-proof penny pinching market we’ve invented. Fck Fast Food. This is SUPERfastfood. Oh yes – starting today, at vending machines around the world – you can get PAO branded FRENCH FRIES and PIZZA!!! No more lines at fast food – no more Super Size scams – this is cut and dry – get your grease fix for a prix fix.

french fries vending machine

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PAO CFO "johnny b" at PAO HQ, testing out some PIE.


  1. omfg STIMULANTS for the economy – johnny b has the munchies

    The main question on my mind, and i think 98% of the public’s mind, is…. DO THESE SErVE LARGE ONION RINGS?!?!?!!?!

  2. Unfortunately Onion Rings are still in development. The problem is right now, demand will be too high, so we’d either experience lines at the machine, or simple out-of-stock-ness, which is not acceptable in the PAO by-laws.

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