[Religious Experiences] PAO explains #238: “god and jesus”

godPAO’s ongoing quest to tell you everything about everything continues! Today, we approach a very sticky subject.. “god and jesus”. These two guys have names that get dropped more than some people’s Iphones. There are books, movies, and sandwiches crafted after them. People worship them, asking for everything from miracles to fishing conditions to russian mail order brides**.
your religion scares me
PAO editors and researchers scoured the internet long and hard for answers. Answers for you and me.. none of that metaphysical crap. Today, we announce that we’ve figured it all out. The answer was so simple we could not believe it ourselves, until it was reverified by the actual truth that it was, by itself and to none other. Thy god is thy truth, so it were. Consider us enlightened.

WHO IS GOD AND JESUS? read on to find out…
god and jesus
(**) Footnote – no one really knows what Canadian hat wearing dooshbags actually pray to.

3 Replies to “[Religious Experiences] PAO explains #238: “god and jesus””

  1. Umm… i believe you have it all wrong – i am god, i am jesus

    and dont start telling me jesus cant be god because i am both, in the flesh, lots of it

  2. i CANNOT BELIEVE you are making jokes about the holiest of holy people. God will have his way with you sooner than later, mark my words

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