Surfer gets interviewed on the news
Marketing genius. Sure to be a big hit and stocking stuffer. Mr. Man here is probably a multi-millionaire already. I could probably never walk my dog without one of these. 6 out of 7 stars, at least.
“Im Havin a Blast!”
I want to get my nipples pierced. Are there health risks? Plus: Sperm trees of Los Angeles
I am seriously thinking about getting one of my nipples pierced. Are there health risks involved? Also, should I go to a doctor and have it done or don’t they do that sort of thing? Do guys think it’s sexy, or am I just weird?
Whatever guys may think about it, Lisa, you are definitely weird–and increasingly, so is this job. When I started writing the Straight Dope 15 years ago, I used to get maybe two or three truly pathological questions a month. Now I’m getting double handfuls of them in every mail. Here’s a sample of what the postman brought this morning:
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his “wife”, after he was caught having sex with the animal.
Hopefully you enjoy this little treat