[Making Money] How to Become Twice as Profitable as a Hooker

I’ve been a prostitute, and I have been with a prostitute. As with any business, the things I’ve learned can be applied to other hookers. I’ve decided to take my years of knowledge as a storyteller, computer programmer, and motivational speaker, and distill that knowledge for the up and coming hooker.

1. Work out. This one easy step will lead to stacks of money in your pockets. Clients pay Top Dollar for good looking, super hard bodies. Check it…

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2. Post Suggestive Photos on MySpace / Flickr Although you will eventually have to invest in some form of direct advertising, consider creating profiles on several social networks for the purpose of passive advertising.

3. Offer Valet Services Typically, your more affluent clients will have busy schedules. Anything you can do to free up more time for them means more time they can spend visiting you. For instance, you could offer dry cleaning services to your clients.

4. Blog About Your Experience There is a golden opportunity waiting to happen for the first prostitute to blog about her experience. In addition to the potential for a screenplay, your readers will most likely be other hookers with which you can exchange advice.

5. Accept Alternative Forms of Payment Open an Amazon store, and have your customer purchase jewelry for you. You get a percentage of the sale, as well as the merchandise.

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