[Mail Bag] Please Introduce Me to a New Method to Cure Mouse Grime, Thanks

Dear Pineappleope.com,

nurse-computer1[1]Its been a while since we last spoke. I know. But I am suffering from an allergic reaction to Mouse Grime, the build up of grime on my mouse.

I received a Logitech wireless mouse from my ancestor for christmas.. it’s the only mouse i’ve ever had this problem with! After a few minutes of usage, grime seems to quickly form directly below my fingers, on the bottom of the mouse, under my nails, and to the right of my palm which palms the mouse… this has never happened with previous mice.

Help

THX4EVR,
Inpatient with Grime Reaction

Inpatient,

Take some rubbing alcohol on a cloth and wipe you and your mouse down. There is some residue on you, and the mouse.

In your future, to prevent mouse grime, try cleansing your hands on regular basis. If grime continues, seek medical attention.

-Dr. Don Botcher, PAO Clinical Researcher

One Reply to “[Mail Bag] Please Introduce Me to a New Method to Cure Mouse Grime, Thanks”

  1. Could I get a printed manuscript of the story? I eat a lot of cookies and get residue EVERywhere!

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