[lunar exploration] Choose Your Own Adventure (On Drugs): High In Outer Space! #space #drugs

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Choose Your Own Adventure (On Drugs): High In Outer Space!
choose your own adventure

You find yourself on a dark and deserted avenue. You have seen this street many times in movies and photographs. It is the kind of place usually half-glimpsed in the back of taxi cabs heading elsewhere, at once both familiar, and alien.….

4 Replies to “[lunar exploration] Choose Your Own Adventure (On Drugs): High In Outer Space! #space #drugs”

  1. whoa. dude.

    You bang on the door of the dilapidated apartment building across the way, shouting at the top of your lungs for help. A kindly old woman buzzes you up. She fixes you hot cocoa, shows you slides of her trip to Omaha and eventually falls asleep on your shoulder. Not wanting to wake her, but still completely keyed up on adrenaline, your mind wanders and you inevitably start thinking about titties. You try to take your mind off of it, but that just makes it worse. You find yourself mentally listing the most awkward boners you’ve ever had. This easily takes the number three spot, you decide.

  2. Choose your own adventure is so fake, it’s all about fate- you the reader don’t make decisions, it’s fate – all fate – choosing your own adventure? Making your own decisions? What a farce!!

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