[iTablet Preview] PAO’s Roundup of the upcoming iTablet. If you can’t wait 2 more days..

What we KNOW

– its called the iTablet

– its coming to Verizon and ATT

– it will use the AppLibrary – not the AppStore

– it will read ebooks

– it will have full screen apps

– it is has fully integrated wireless N and asynchronous GPS

– it will replace your iphone and your ipod

– it will blow your fcking mind

– it will require you to have a European Carry-All (cool!)

– it will have an OLED screen

– you will get laid if you have one

What we don’t know

– will it cure herpes?

– will it work on TMobile

– will it have a front facing camera?

– how is its Sexting abilities?

– can it stream porn?

– can it play DIVX porn?

– will it have multi touch porn apps?

– how many fart apps will run on it at the same time?

– can my mom use it?

– can your mom use it?

And the big question.. WTF does it look like?? Here are the best renderings we’ve got:



2 Replies to “[iTablet Preview] PAO’s Roundup of the upcoming iTablet. If you can’t wait 2 more days..”

  1. thiis product will definitely be reminiscent of nokias 4400 model. apple appears taking things back, retroizing mainly its entire line of technaligy gadgetry

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