What we KNOW
– its called the iTablet
– its coming to Verizon and ATT
– it will use the AppLibrary – not the AppStore
– it will read ebooks
– it will have full screen apps
– it is has fully integrated wireless N and asynchronous GPS
– it will replace your iphone and your ipod
– it will blow your fcking mind
– it will require you to have a European Carry-All (cool!)
– it will have an OLED screen
– you will get laid if you have one
What we don’t know
– will it cure herpes?
– will it work on TMobile
– will it have a front facing camera?
– how is its Sexting abilities?
– can it stream porn?
– can it play DIVX porn?
– will it have multi touch porn apps?
– how many fart apps will run on it at the same time?
– can my mom use it?
– can your mom use it?
And the big question.. WTF does it look like?? Here are the best renderings we’ve got: